There were two possible outcomes to this season of The Apprentice: the safe, predictable one that was telegraphed from about twelve weeks ago, and the completely nutzoid balls-out awesome one. The awesome one would have involved Donald Trump professing his love for Frankie Suits on national television, and sending the other seventeen people to go [...]
See what you’ve done, America? You made Sanjaya cry. You bastards.
The new reality show from Mark Burnett is Pirate Master. It’s Survivor on the high seas. It looks balls-out awesome, but we have to wait until the end of next month to find out. TV Guide has a first look: The wannabe brigands dress in period costumes, eat such yummy authentic food as gruel – [...]
You know, my wife has hit on the best way to watch American Idol. Just keep your finger on the TiVo’s Fast Forward button at all times, and don’t be afraid to use it. Like when Martina McSomebody goes on and on about anything having to do with country music? [Beep boop]. If you don’t [...]
I’m back, and I’m trying to catch up on all the shows I missed while I was gone. Some of them I managed to watch from the hotel while I was on vacation. I got to see Sanjaya butchering another song on American Idol, and I also got the see the horrible injustice of Gina [...]
For the next two weeks I’ll be watching TV from hotel rooms and not writing about it. Should be nice. See you in mid April!
Oh, I am so glad to see Rocky gone. It’s not often you get reality show contestants that are just vile through and through. Usually there’s a good side somewhere, even in the most hardcore villains. In fact, what makes a good villain is that they have a human side too, so you can actually [...]
Airlines and ferry boats conspire to split the Race up into three mini-races of two teams each, each about six hours apart, with Eric and Danielle stuffed in the middle all by themselves. Very early on it’s obvious that it will be a race between Teri and Ian and the Guidos for elimination. Read it [...]
Do you see what Sanjaya’s doing to America? Do you? These are weird times.
So Chris Sligh is gone. Eh. Won’t miss him. That’s not something I would have thought I’d ever hear myself saying even a month ago, but it’s true now. He started out pretty fantastic, in fact his first audition was the best out of all of them. But then he started slipping by degrees, each [...]